They all suck.
I got spoiled growing up in LA, with Vin Scully calling Dodger games,
Chick Hearn the Lakers, and Dick Enberg the Rams.
My vote for worst ever goes to Brent Musburger.
After ALL THIS TIME, shouldn't he have at least an inkling what he's talking about?
Do you not have a sliver of any vague idea of what the fuck your talking about, or is this some sort of performance art about the limitations of man?