How about this one, which applies to all but a few Euro bikes:
Crappy. Rubber. Brake. Hoses.
Why don't all bikes come with braided stainless brake lines? They can't cost that much more in large quantities than spongy rubber lines, can they?
1983 Suzuki GS850G, Cosmic Blue
2002 Suzuki Vstrom DL1000, Midnight Blue
2005 Kawasaki KLR685 - Turd II.2, The ReReTurdening
"Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease."