The location of the ignition key on the first-generation Ducati Multistrada. It's located down in the middle of an abyss that is the area around the steering head. If you drop anything smaller than a bench vise anywhere near it, gravity will suck it into a black hole and it will travel to another dimension, the dimension where single socks, car keys, and hotel key cards live...
Also, removing the seat on that bike had the potential to ruin multiple weekends and put you in touch with feelings of primal anger that you didn't realize you had inside you...
'11 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Sport "Stormtrooper II"
'09 BMW HP2 Sport
'98 Ducati 900SS Final Edition "The old whore"
'93 Ducati 900SS "Slightly older whore"
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"