Pickle, you are just wishing I was riding on the front of a windshield.
Isn't the front of a sidebox good enough. Give it a few weeks and I'll be that sticker is mighty dirty and bug splattered.
About the Columbia/Colombia thing......those of us in the Pacific Northwest have taught our fingers how to spell Columbia because of that big river that runs thought the region and then there is always the Columbia basin in the area as well. It's hard to teach old fingers new tricks.