I haven't had so many laughs on advrider in a long time.
Just to return the favor, I'll tell a little yarn about a coworker (utility construction). It's not unusual for someone's missus to send in a tin of cookies, or goodies once in awhile. The boys are sitting around having lunch and this clown throws a cookie tin amongst the guys. It's only a matter of time before someone reaches over and opens the tin and there's a big turd in it. The mentioned clown, had to take a dump and nowhere to go so he grabbed a tin out of someone's recycling bin and did his thing!
In our line of work sometimes you get creative!
Drillers' go deeper!