Originally Posted by Queen of Spades
Find a motel with exterior doors on a ground floor. Those are harder to come by these days, but still lots left. Then just slip the bike in the room. Mine are always clean enough to eat off of, I'd never put a dirty scoot in my room.
My bikes are dirty as hell and get ridden in every weather imaginable, and I'd rather eat off of them then some of the hotels I've stayed in before.