Buy bike, spend hours meticulously placing decals on bike to impress other inmates, female cager cuts you off and ruins all that hard work as you use panniers as some kind of friction based braking system, curse cager under breath, suck up to insurance company, fix bike, buy all new decals, rinse and repeat..
"We act as though comfort and luxury are the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about."
2007 BMW R1200 GSA, 2009 DL1000, 2005 DR650
30:Unemployed and Homeless
(2 months and 10,000 miles)