Originally Posted by daveinva
Don't do something stupid (get DirectTV!
When you get frustrated at your cable provider you decide to go ride your motorcycle to clear your mind.
When you ride your motorcycle you like to head to the curvy roads.
When you head to the curvy roads near a big city you end up sharing the road with a bunch of numbnuts.
Don't share the road with a bunch of numbnuts, get DirectTV.