I'm concerned for the terrible advice you give the over 30 newbie. You two are poison and full of gleeful malice as you give out, using your authoritative voices, advice which will cripple these newcomers to our sport.
I only wish to see that the guy who starts riding at 30, lives to his natural age and enjoys the ride all the way there.
So I'm unlike the two of you who, giggling as you go, laugh at the results of your advice as written in Face Plant.
I gotta admit, though, that the Little Red Toyota (yeah, I get it - Toyota is code for penis) is only malicious in this one area. The other scumbag is in all things.
Why be born again when you can just grow up?