This isn't all of them- some of them didn't stick around long enough or have enough personality to get named.
'82 Virago 920: El Diablo (technically La Diabla is probably more correct? The bike was evil and female.)
'93 Seca II: Reba
'85 FJ1100: Maverick (Kept writing checks I couldn't cash)
'00 KLR650: BGDPB (Big Green Dual Purpose Bike)
'01 Aprilia Falco: Bettie (Page)
'04 FJR1300: Bongo (From Matt Groening's Life in Hell comic strip, after a [former] girlfriend near sideswiped me and took off one mirror.)
'83 Maxim 550: Zippy
'06 DRZ400SM: Bart (Simpson- "IDidn'tDoItNobodySawMeDoItYouCan'tProveAnything")
'12 Tiger800XC: The new hotness hasn't told me it's name yet.
There's an '89 VTR250 that may be Crockett; I've never really ridden it.
'98 Seca II: Pinky. (It was black... ?)
'97 VFR750: Mae West (She thought it was top heavy)
'06 Speed Four: Birdie
Her (white) '06 Toyota Yaris is "The Egg"; the '97 Camry with 240k miles that preceded it was the POSie.