I just did a 300 mile bumpy ride this weekend, and I'm still here. I also know guys that weigh almost twice as much as me, have 4 times the mileage, and their bikes are intact after many years of offroad abuse. Here, crawl back to your holes. Pictures from ebay, of a 2001 bike nonetheless, have nothing to do with AW's thread.
That's it, I'm buying a fresh set of TKC 80's tomorrow and heading up to the wilderness for a next weekend rally.