Originally Posted by VTvfr
Ok, really, WHO ARE YOU???
This reminds me of a Three Stooges scene where Moe asks Curly the time and Curly pulls up his sleeve to reveal three watches and Moe asks, "Why do you have three watches?"
Curly replies, "Well, this one is 1 hour fast, and this one is 2 hours slow, and the one in the middle is stopped."
So Moe asks, "So, what time is it?"
Curly lifts his pant cuff to reveal another watch around his ankle. He reads it and says, "Quarter to four."
But I also still think he watched too much Quadraphenia...