"Darkness is a kindness I've taken for granted all these years."
Classic! I now have some great stories about Chicken, and I didn't have to go there.
What does a border guard have to do to get posted in Poker Butte? Let's hope it's not getting your picture taken with a baggy of mystery powder! On that note, the good folks at Anti-Monkey Butt came through with a couple of travel size bottles for me, thanks to your marvelous yarn. Thanks for the memories.