Not personal at you as a person: I just don't understand what appears to be your stance n' caustic attitude toward that faction of biking. However, maybe your wit n' humor was lost on me in the typing... the internet is good at that, you know. (Like Arkwizard pointed out: The ranting is in good nature.)
I shouldn't have come down so hard. Mea culpa.
No goat getting... like you say that's Doc's realm.
In fact... maybe a group hug is in order?