Originally Posted by Spikehead
Please don't hold up on my account. This ain't no pirate parade.
I don't think hanging out at the pie company is a problem. I can have more pie when you arrive.
You are on a beach. The sand ripples between your knees. A man tries to sell you a watch; you ignore him. Another man tries to sell you an unpleasant carving.
You call the police.
All is well.