I had just pulled into Costco to fill up Gretchen's 9 gallon tank, and was having a conversation with a guy in a cage who liked Gretchen's looks.
A 'dude' on a hardley pulled up 2 bays over. Gave his hardley the obligatory blip. Got off his bike, took off his fingerless gloves, and his do-rag. He also had assless chaps, plaid shirt, leather vest (with tassles), and the funny looking square toed hardley boots. He promptly asked(yelled), "How come all you BMW riders dress up like astronauts?" We ignored him..... as did everyone else.
Just before he left, I yelled over at him, "Hey! How come all you harley dudes always dress up like the freaking village people?"