Anyone got an old pair of motorbike boots they want to throw out? The shabbier the better. No useful life needed in them. Lemme know. Got a special ise for them, so I do. A one time use, and they will be of no value once complete, so you'd better not want them back.
I could write a million songs about the things I've done,
But I could never sing, so they'd never get sung.