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Old 10-11-2012, 08:23 AM   #738
DaFoole
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So I'm in Sacramento and see this smelly, hippie-pinko grubbing around the back of a gas station....





Hmmmm....looks pretty questionable, but hey, so do I! Decide to give him a ride....

He tells this long sad story about beating his bike to steaming pile of smoldering shit....

I cried...




So, without further ado, I introduce Parepin to.......

Patty!!!!!!




She's pretty hot!!! (in a swapping spit with your grandmother kinda way....)

She's grubby and smelly but is internally solid.... like her new boy... a match made in heaven!!!

I can tell it's love at 1st sight so I let the two have time together....to work out their new...ummm....relationship....

Lottsa grunting, cat fighting noises in the night....

...and here's what we're left with this morning....




He might be alive.... I'll check after my coffee.....

Then we'll go in search of a NEW milk crate!!!!!

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