Originally Posted by Drif10
You flatter yourself, sir.
As an accredited jackass, and a former soldier of 27 years, I can assure you that as an asshole, you have much to learn.
Sorry mate, you're a mere amateur.
He needs to visit CS&M. Everyone there is a bonafide, certified, accredited, USDA grade A asshole.
In Russia we have saying, "if it isn't broke, don't fix it". We also say, "if it is broke, don't fix it".