Hey, don't short change the state of emasculization.
You know those dirt bikes with the padding all the way up on the tank? That protection is not necessary for a nutless rider.
Know that skinny half drunk girl at the bar that is sliding her hand down the front of your 'stitch after a long day offroad? Well, in a nutless world you will both just get a laugh out of it and nothing more.
Remember that wife at home? Have the last laugh and go nutless if you really want to get even with her. (Though it might cost you in double A batteries.)
Can't win at the local track? Go all nutless and take some tips from Lance baby. You too can kick tail in the womens' division!
Once you try the ball-less life you will never go back!
Frostback screwed with this post 10-20-2012 at 05:59 PM