Chapter III: Sturgis - the literal "Grand Daddy" of motorcycle events
We started the day by cruising around town. Dean's shovelhead was broken - again - so he stayed at the hotel to fix its 37 problems.
This guy was riding around with a little dog on his shoulder - the crap you only see in Sturgis.
After days of constipation, Riki finally made the transaction.
While in town, this guy was trying to sell us something to do with bikes. I recorded the event because, as I saw it, the guy simply wanted to fondle Riki's leg.
That night Taime's band Faster Pussycat played. Riki and "Big Schwag" hosted the event. Schwag, who I met for the first time, turned out to be a very cool guy.
Gilby headlined the night and Taime did some funky dancing to his music.
Riki and myself with The Reverend Horton Heat. He's both our hero!
Afterward, we drank beer and watched the most manly burnout ever witnessed by humanity.
That night I had taken a picture of my junk on Caleb's gas tank and sent it to him via text. He returned the favor by peeing on my bike's seat. Riki filmed it, then had someone film my response when he showed me the video of Caleb doing the deed.
The best part is I had no clue it was my bike until the end.