Originally Posted by Heyload
Coming out of my subdivision this morning, I watched a Mitsubishi SUV ahead of me...slowly...begin...to...drift...towards...the.. .curb....BAM! bounced up and then back off the curb!
Didn't even slow down, didn't even see any brake lights...
Got down to the end of the road, the SUV was turning right and I pulled up next to it to turn left. Looked over to see a woman driving it....with a long black mascara mark from the corner of her eye and down her cheek, tightly gripping the steering wheel and refusing to make eye contact. Her cheeks looked about as red as her car.....
This one had me burst out in loud laughter!
Finally an instant rubbing in of what an astronomically stupid thing the driver was doing, while driving.