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Old 11-10-2012, 06:05 AM   #146
Meinbmw
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Now that's some funny shit ....




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Originally Posted by Heyload View Post
When you buy a Ural, you will constantly grin.

When you constantly grin, people want to talk to you.

When people want to talk to you, it includes supermodels.

When it included supermodels, you hit it off with one.

When you hit it off with one, you grin even more.

When you grin even more, your face becomes stuck.

When your face becomes stuck, you get plastic surgery.

When you get plastic surgery, the surgeon botches it.

When the surgeon botches it, you file a lawsuit for malpractice.

When you file a lawsuit for malpractice, you win the lawsuit.

When you win the lawsuit, you get lots and lots of money.

When you have lots and lots of money, you keep your supermodel girlfriend despite your now hideous face.

When you keep your supermodel girlfriend, you also have a Ural.

And lots and lots of money.

Buy a Ural and get lots and lots of money and a supermodel girlfriend.
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