Triumph Tiger 1050
Probably the worst bike I've ever ridden. Too Tall, Too fat right where your knees are, carries it's weight way too high and the worst fuel injection metering I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing.
I rode it home in evening traffic and back to the city the next morning, thought I was going to have to see a Dr for whiplash at the end of it.
'05 DR650 - '06 Wee Strom - '86 BMW R80 with Velorex sidecar - '67 Ducati 250 Mark 3 Narrow Case