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Old 11-20-2012, 12:15 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Scott_PDX View Post
WTF is Turkeycross? Cross as in nail a turkey to a wooden cross then worship it by dancing the turkey jig while clenching it's feathers in yer buttocks?
Yes...This is almost correct. The cross is placed in the center of a large pile of wood. All participants are naked. The pile is lit on fire and everybody dances around it until the bird is cooked. At this time there is a large drunken, naked gorging of mass food until everybody passes out. It is an age old Pagan tradition celebrating the Pilgrims sticking it to the Indians. It happens every year about this time.
Does this look Swollen?
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