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Old 11-20-2012, 06:17 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Scott_PDX View Post
WTF is Turkeycross? Cross as in CrossCountry Motorcycle Riding, Cross as is Cyclocross, Cross as in nail a turkey to a wooden cross then worship it by dancing the turkey jig while clenching it's feathers in yer buttocks?
Originally Posted by oldmonkeybut View Post
Yes...This is almost correct. The cross is placed in the center of a large pile of wood. All participants are naked. The pile is lit on fire and everybody dances around it until the bird is cooked. At this time there is a large drunken, naked gorging of mass food until everybody passes out. It is an age old Pagan tradition celebrating the Pilgrims sticking it to the Indians. It happens every year about this time.

Just a good old fashioned mud puddle slogging in the rain ride with beer, whiskey, a fire, and LOTS of food waiting at the trucks
You're never lost till you run out of gas....
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