Originally Posted by papalobster
I will NOT ride in an innertube with Gurgles at the helm.
I personally would never get in a tube with anyone driving. No control= shit my pants.
Just being in the boat with Gurgles at the helm poses a safety risk.
Me: "Gurgles, turn!!!!"
Gurgles: "I know what im doing! Im following the bouys." (disgruntled drunk voice)
Me: "Gurgles, TURN!!!! Those are rock bouys!"
Yep, Steve McQueen is the best.