I can't blame the OP or the trailer queen for being bitchy. If I was traveling on the interstate and staying in a freaking motel6 I'd be bitchy too. I hate those places. I'll take the curry and samosa infested motel any day.
Stick to the farm gravel roads and you won't wear out those TKC's so fast.
Also sell the damn GS and buy a KLR with faded plastic. Never again will you be mistaken for a chrome clone or a Starbucks jockey.