Ate my Oreo calendar today

There's actually a RR of someone riding from CA to the Mayans...
http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=831504
Seriously tho', anyone have a sidecar rig I could borrow/rent 12/20 near Scottsdale just for a few hours of fun?
Here's what I normally ride:
http://youtu.be/PKrlt-TU0gw best stuff's in the middle, watching wise...just PM me, don't mean to hijack