In fact, I brought my in labour wife to the clinic to give birth on the back of one of my bikes - her demand, not mine
Yup, I only have owned bikes these last three years. It's going to be while before I own another car.
I have one for roads, two for off-road and a scoot that's in three dozen pieces waiting for me to get a day off work. I do approximately 1000km per month, but more on months where I get out for more than a morning or the commute to work.