You're a classic
whether you know it or not.
And thanks for more coarse expletives and taunting via PM, it further reinforces the irony. I won't stoop to your level, sorry.
I personally wouldn't drone a 450x down the highway, that's not what I'd phrase as the dual sport riding I like to do. But, I wouldn't hesitate parking it out in your town, riding a couple hundred miles of what the region has to offer, loading up and heading home. If a 450L were to be made I'd consider that but my dual sport motives are more in tune with the former.
In the right hands buddy, in the right hands.......