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Old 12-20-2012, 10:53 AM   #5801
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Originally Posted by Geek View Post
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
First On Recycle Day

I had a buddy with a Ford pickup in the 80s that was a real lemon. ALWAYS breaking down.
He pried the ford logo off the grill and welded one of these on in its place
You left out "Henry Ford had very good ideas, to bad he took them to the grave".

Many people just love any Dodge, we pray for them.
There's a reason they named it Dodge, that's what they do when getting lapped.
Go faster than everyone.
Only worry about what's in front of you.

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