After reading this nonsense, I have made up my mind; I am rooting for the bears!
But to leave on a good note, here is an old joke:
Two biology students are tagging bear cubs pulled from winter dens. They tranquilize the sow first and haul her out.
One of the sows starts to wake up early and seeing them with her cub, jumps up with a roar and comes at them.
Both fellas take off at a run through the bush but after a few metres, one turns to the other and says "this is silly, we both know we cannot outrun a charging bear!"
And the other guy looks him in the eyes and says "No, but I can outrun you..............."
Honda ST1300 with Hannigan Super Sport sidecar (Hondagan), Ural Gear Up, Rokon Ranger and now an Argo, WTF is wrong with me?
A Brit named Billy once said something silly; he so wrongly concluded that Ural deluded.