"I hear they are going to play an AFL match in NZ next year."
Correct, we are going to show the locals how to play hard ball!
"Could be a clincher for someone like you to emmigrate."
Only if it stops F**king raiing.
"BTW where are the Grandmother pix?"
Sorry, what happens on tour is my memories. Ligiation can be very expensive
But it is a great line, pinched from the late ,great Billy Thorpe