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Originally Posted by Blue Ridge Wheeltor
No mention of the Royal Enfield or Ural in 28 pages? They must be great bikes (or deserve their own threads).
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Okay, I'll bite.
Enter the Royal Enfield Bullet EFI.
I bought one new in 2010 and within 8k miles the piston disintegrated while I was rolling along at 60mph on the highway. The speedo "jiggles" around while ridding. The header came unbolted from the head while riding down I-4. The stock TORPEDO pipe cracked behind where it mounted to the header from the vibration. Several short months after I had the bike back after the warranty covered the top end replacement the rear tube let loose while doing 60mph around the block, turns out there was a washer between the tube and tire that some 3rd world worker dropped in there during assembly and didn't give enough of a fuck to fish it out before mounting everything up

(Anybody notice a pattern here? They must be set to explode at 60mph :

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It now sits in my garage with the rear wheel off for going on over 8 months now and I could not give two shits less if it rots where it is parked, It is still under warranty too.
-Jake