Happy New Year, Darth Peach.
I just finished reading this whole thread for the first time over the past two weeks. Thank you for sharing so much of your life with this wonderful bunch of idiots. I do appreciate you waiting for me to catch up, you can finish your story now.
While we are waiting, how about a color break?
If you ever find yourself in south east PA, you already have a guide to the area ready to show you around.