You're calling neduro a "mere mortal"?!
OK, OK, I get your point. But I would feel like I was ten feet tall and bulletproof on my 950 if I had HALF of Ned's skillz... I continually review both his Dual Sport Riding Techniques DVDs, and I'm still hypnotized when he climbs those rocks on the SE.
You must be the change you wish to see in this world.