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Old 01-10-2013, 07:05 PM   #18
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I volunteer to chase all the buzzards off the beach in the foggy morning.
I volunteer to get shitfaced drunk and toss that pussy earwig in the creek if he gives me any shit!
I volunteer to raise the river level as best I can with my tiny stream of piss. (we'll have to check on the tides to see if there is any effect)
I volunteer to put more goddamned wood on the fire than we need in case Linkweewee is a no show.

I volunteer to invoke the names of those who cannot show, and shed a tear in their remembrance!
"Your God, your rules,,YOU go burn in hell!" LLV
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