"What is Terry saying to Rod in this infamous foto - as they get driven across 2 inches of water?...."
2 inches? It was a terrifying 4 inches!!
Terry had to have a lie down after the fear had passed, whilst I fanned him and fed him from his supply of lark's tongues and figs, His Magadan bags are like feckin' Fortnum and Masons.
Me? after all this abuse I'm suffering Post Traumatic Stress and will need to sue everyone who's heaped this foul slur on me and the Plucky Mr Brown

. for their own good of course.