reminds me of a couple of my friends from college 40+ years ago, they got hammered drunk at the bars one nite, after last call they decided to break into a beer distributor's warehouse, when they got there, the parking lot was just freshly repaved that day and the construction company left their equipment onsite including a steamroller. My buddies decided to steal the steamroller instead and play chicken with cars on the street.
IBA # 9560
A man with a gun is a citizen
A man without a gun is a subject