Hells Angels? That chapters status has just been reduced to 'pansies with wings'. How are you going to let a man moon you and then throw a dog at you then let him escape on a bull dozer!
Maybe they were laughing too hard to give chase. Maybe they were too busy applauding the audacity of such an approach. Maybe they thought anyone crazy enough to drive a bull dozer around and toss canines at people might be a prospect worth looking into. It seems like all the good ideas are taken before I can think of them. Anyone up for a trip to Miami to chuck goats from a steam roller at the Mongols?