Originally Posted by Casey.
I've only been riding for a few days (and only around my neighborhood), and I've already heard "Can I ride it?"
This thread has been cracking me up - I hope I can come up with witty responses when the time comes.
Since you're a new rider, I'm going to give you some very important advice. The answer to the above question is, "No, sorry. I don't let people ride my bikes." If they continue asking the answer becomes, "No. And quit fucking asking me. It's starting to piss me off."
There's no need to feel like a dick when you say it. The person asking is actually being a dick simply by asking. Anyone who know anything about bikes knows not to ask.