Originally Posted by Casey.
I've only been riding for a few days (and only around my neighborhood), and I've already heard "Can I ride it?"
This thread has been cracking me up - I hope I can come up with witty responses when the time comes.
"You want to swap bikes? Where's yours?"
"If you go to the motorcycle shop on XXX street, you can hire one. Or maybe they have a demo you can test ride."
"Yes, you can. I just need some collateral..."
Or just, "Why?"