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Old 02-15-2013, 04:58 AM   #205
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Originally Posted by pvangel View Post
Well...including dinner 42 minutes
Let's do the math:

30 min. fish sticks in the oven
8 min. to find where you put the paper plates and plastic dinner ware and set the table.
2 min. to scarf the stuff down

That leaves 2 minutes to, uh, perform other services.

You, sir, are a stud and I congratulate you on exceeding my own skills.

Neutiquam erro.
Originally Posted by Stagehand View Post
listen mister, we didnt evolve porcelin shitters just so we could squat to take a shit, like monkeys.
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