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Old 02-22-2013, 07:40 AM   #62
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Joined: May 2012
Location: Southeastern U.S.
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See that long straight stretch of dirt road? Last "normal" thought I had was, "Nice road... What could possibly go wrong if I build a head of steam and drift through that next bend?" Answer. A high speed wobble which morphed into a thrilling tank slapper breaking both my wrists, 5th thoracic vertebrae, and knocked my ass out. Last thing I saw was my tiny shadow, well aloft from a masterful high-side. Tragically my shadow began to increase in size exponentially as gravity brought it closer to my then squinting eyes.
Less pondering. Simply march ahead, to the ends of this majestic planet.
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