Now if this was in JM there is a "First-get yourself some K-Y and a baloon..." joke in here somewhere..
But on a, let's try to help note;
One of your upper chest pockets. Another tip. Make sure you can access it with either arm in case one side becomes injured. I did not research the stats on this, but I the many, many, many times I have been down offroad and on pavement I never sustained any significant impact to my chest. Others may disagree but that is my experience.
Even with H2O proof pockets I generally carry at least two ziploks in my jacket JIC! But of course I ride a KTM so I actually spring for the ziplok brand.
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2007 950R Super Enduro
2006 Buell XB12X