Time to reignite this thread
The Rules of Motorcycle Riding:
1st RULE: You are not Immortal
2nd RULE: You are NOT Immortal
3rd RULE: The hospital is a painful/scary/depressing/expensive place you don't want to go to
4th RULE: ATGATT M*T*E*F*C*E*S! Do You Speak It?
5th RULE: Look where you're going @sshole!
6th RULE: No countersteerin', no gain!
7th RULE: The greatest hazard is the one you didn't see coming
8th RULE: You are not a motorcyclist until you've run out of gas in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone coverage or GPS. Go ride some!