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Old 04-08-2013, 05:18 PM   #1075
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Meet RoadRash!

On the way to work this AM (second ride to work day this year!) and in the middle of the lane was this poor fellow. I went back and retrieved him and he rode the handlebars for the rest of the commute. Considering the road grime and that his nose and eyes are gone from him being run over a couple of times, I decided his name was RoadRash. He'll get a bath, corneal transplants and something cute on the front of his face for the girls to kiss. Then he's coming to his first RDV to lose his innocence.
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