Thanks, Falconati--Wisconsin's Alphabet Roads were some of the best roads I'd been on. Thanks for the offer--I'd love to get out there again.
Manban/Rico: I responded to the irony of Mifune's post. 100 people get it, one doesn't, life goes on....I'm not going to rent headspace and no one else should. When someone sticks their dick in the potato salad, it's best to just avoid the potato salad.
Ron G: I should have gotten off the turnpike! Well, I did, twice. Happy you enjoyed the R/R. And don't give up hope. If the unfortunate "my wife ran off with her massage therapist" situation happens, you have a really fucking great dream waiting to be realized. ;)