I don't want to jam it, I want to shut the car, and the phone off. Even the guys big ugly watch.
It would be nice if people could get the idea into their own heads that doing anything other than driving, while driving is bad. Speaking of which, saw two girls riding bicycles the other day.
Yeah, both were texting.
Remember when the phone company counted text messages?
NSA servers would explode. "... Hey Murph, this guy is supposed to be working right? Well, he's texting some hooker in Bangkok and pricing espresso machines, and streaming Kenny G. I think we better put a watch on him!"